"If it's provable we can kill it."
It Don't Need No Freakin Subtitle
Published on December 9, 2007 By EmperorofIceCream In Misc

Bush is a bit like an unhinged iconoclast who has arbitrarily decided he doesn't believe in cows, and loudly and repeatedly denies their existence until you get so annoyed you drive him to a farm and show him a cow, and he shakes his head and continues to insist there's no such thing. At which point it moos indignantly, but he claims not to hear it, so in exasperation you drag him into the field and force him to touch the cow, and milk the cow, and ride around on the cow's back. And, finally, he dismounts and says, "That was fun'n'all, but dagnammit, I still don't believe in no cow." And then he shoots it in the head regardless, just to be on the safe side. Just so it isn't a threat.

on Dec 09, 2007
Hail to the mother f*ckin' chief, man.

Hail to the kin - er, chief.
on Dec 10, 2007
Very funny and yet, at the same time, really sad. I do believe he is looking for another place his contractor cronies can make stupid amounts of money for doing nothing.
on Dec 10, 2007
That's the power of unwavering denial. It makes deities of us all.

Get your god on, people.

Picture a world in which Ahmadinejad holds us to ransom by threatening to plunge one sawn-off half of the sun into the Atlantic, sending 900ft waves of boiling water rushing toward our shores.

Holds the world hostage for an unpayable ransom -- ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

(Oh, wait. Cheney is Dr. Evil. Sorry, Mahmoud. Sux to you.)

on Dec 10, 2007

One more year with that crazy bastard...hope he doesn't kill us all before then.