Or, don't piss off the BaldAvenger
I suppose I can't really call this an article... It is however a genuine response that I posted on one of the threads of the Guardian's 'comment is free' section. (Link). I post it here in hopes of encouraging you to explore the site at the Guardian, partly because it's a pretty good site in itself, partly to publicize the ongoing campaign of vitriolic ignorance, poisonous prejudice, and egregious arrogance directed at America by our 'friends' in Europe (in the hope that others beside myself will tell these pissants (perhaps my favorite American word) where to go.) And partly in order to show others which Eurodweeb buttons to press in order to achieve the most hysterical reaction.
I could have called it 'Islamorant' or something but....
What, Eurodweebs? No cries of outrage over the Evil Empire targeting one more demented demagogue of death? No soulful, dewy-eyed maunderings about oppressed Muslims and their victimisation at the hands of heartless, evil, Western neo-con crusaders (such as myself)?
No vapid, anile musings produced by creatures with as much spine as nematodes, and as much will to reverse the decline of the West's confidence in itself as that possessed by my cat, Mr. Meeps? As an aside, the great difference between the Eurodweeb and Mr. Meeps being that he is confident and charming (as well as a ferocious and unrepentant killer).
Is it possible that you've all actually woken up and ceased to be snivelling ignorant practitioners of Eurodweebery through the realization that the next time a jihadi murderer (one of your own) kills your own on your streets, you will you have no one to blame but yourselves?
Here's a solution to your multicultural difficulties over there: round up your Muslims, make them swear loyalty to the nation in which they wish to live before loyalty to their religion, and put a bullet in the heads of those will not.
Don't feel bad, poor Eurodweebs: they'll all go to Paradise and begin an eternal career of f*cking celestial virgins. A question for any Muslims in the house: who do dead female jihadi murderers get to screw in heaven? Are dead female jihadis celestial lesbians?
Are any Muslim scholars noted for their opinions on the topic?
(Awaits screeches of Eurodweeb outrage with interested amusement.)
