His Imperial Ice-creaminess returns from the wastes of Exile

and doesn't that just frost some peoples asses

Published on June 5, 2006 By EmperorofIceCream In Misc

I return from the wastelands of the non-JU universe... no doubt to universal applause and rapturous outpourings of spontaneous luuuuuuuuuuuurve, baby.

Or maybe not.

Before I left I thought I wouldn't really miss this obscure corner of reality - and yet I did. Even though I found a new audience to torment over at the Guardian's 'comment is free' site (Link) where, as the Bald Avenger, I thrash the omnipresent hordes of Eurodweebs and their pissant sympathisers from around the globe wherever I catch them complaining that "America doesn't understand how much our superior culture is needed over there in neo-con redneck land."

Mmhm. Amazing to think that three years ago I was one of these creatures....

I shortly go to New York for a week, to a CAD bootcamp. I was going to blog about my experience by proxy and have Sabrina post an account of my time there, and now I'm happy to say that all of JU will now be privy to my thoughts at first hand.

My you lucky, lucky things. Dontcha feel just honored n privileged? Dontcha dontcha dontcha? I bet you do.

Comments (Page 1)

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

. boo

Tova7

on Jun 05, 2006

Welcome back Emp.

Good luck on the trip and have lots of fun!

New York will love ya!

thatoneguyinslc

on Jun 05, 2006

Good to see you around again!

Shovelheat

on Jun 05, 2006

I'm glad you're back. I always enjoyed your articles even though a lot of 'em flew right over my silly little neo-con redneck head.

Welcome back.

shadesofgrey

on Jun 05, 2006

welcome back.

cactoblasta

on Jun 05, 2006

Yeah, good to see you back.

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

Well. What a bunch of sweethearts n darlins you all are. Thank you very much.

I heard allllllllllllllllll kinds of rumours about an outbreak of universal hatred directed at my Imperial self upon the intervention of our Local god (nothing wrong with Local gods intervening - its their privilege as gods) which sent me into the outer darkness of my recent Exile. Apparently, there were people saying alll kinds of dreadful things about me - and my response to all of them is this: whatever was said, and whatever was heard, no matter how bad - it was all true, except that even the worst was not bad enough.

I am truly a lord of all evil.

Tova7

on Jun 05, 2006

whatever was said, and whatever was heard, no matter how bad - it was all true, except that even the worst was not bad enough.

This may be so, I will take your word for it.

But I was an utter bitch about you when LW left...and though you may not care...I do apologize for taking my angst out on you.

And to everyone else for having to endure my tantrums.

singrdave

on Jun 05, 2006

Welcome welcome welcome. Having you around should make for some eyebrow-raising reads.

Moderateman

on Jun 05, 2006

just saw yer post.

welcome back simon.

elie

ps feeling like crap so excuse the shortness of this/

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

To Tova7:

It's ok. When you join me in the fires of ultimate perdition I shall torture you quite horribly and we shall be quits}:->

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

Than k you singrdave

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

I'm sorry your ill, elie. Feel better soon, and thank you.

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

To Shovelheat:

I don't know if I've told you this before but I've often read your posts and always been impressed. You manage to convey a very strong sense of yourself without ever taking yourself too seriously - and Lord, there are some here who should take lessons from you.

EmperorofIceCream

on Jun 05, 2006

To cactoblasta:

I seem to remember you and I disagreed about various things before my recent departure - but that you were always civil and held up your end rather gamely - which is all that can be asked from an exchange of views. Thank you for the welcome back - I appreciate it.

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