"If it's provable we can kill it."
The only time a medic gives a sh*t about you is when you pay him
Published on January 8, 2008 By EmperorofIceCream In Misc
This is a rant. It's not a rational argument, it's not a reasoned statement of opinion. It claims no substantiation and is indifferent to justification. It's a rant. You have been warned.

I hate doctors. Let me reiterate, explain and intensify. I hate the medical profession. If I had a daughter I would rather she married a N*gger Pimp than a doctor. The Pimp is honest - the medic is a hypocrite. The Pimp provides a service - the medic tells you he or she can't help you, or leaves a surgical tool buried in your guts, or 'diagnoses' you on the basis of his or her 'experience' rather than the result empirical testing - and then charges you a fortune for not providing you with the service you went to him or her for.

You wanted a cure, right? Instead you get a diagnosis, and a list of hideously expensive drugs; drugs which often exacerbate or complicate the condition you sought help for. Consult another doctor - get another diagnosis. And in each case these bloodsucking leeches profit from your misery and suffering. Doctors are worse than lawyers, because a lawyer will at least achieve a concrete reult in turn for his services. Innocent or guilty. But doctors can say they know nothing, perform 'exploratory procedures', cripple you in consequence - and still get paid.

I went with Sabrina to the ER today, because she was no longer able to tolerate the degree of pain she has suffered recently. Everyone knows what a misery the ER can be. But even by the woefully inadequate standards of American medical practice, today's excursion was something unique. By the standards of what we've experienced today's total time spent in the ER, five hours, was not particularly problematic. But everything else was.

Imagine a clean, well appointed ER. Efficient receptionists, a well-apponted waiting area complete with cable TV and a fishtank. And off to one side a woman coughing, and vomiting, and spraying mucus in every direction. She was well prepared. She'd brought a container to vomit in. This woman spewed infection in every direction for well over an hour, before the triage nurse condescended to attend her. How can a triage nurse fulfil her function if she's not in the ER? And when she did finally put in an appearance she was surly, condescending, impatient and arrogant.

Tell me something. When did you last let the mechanic who works on your car treat you as if you were a brainless lump of meat that had no business troubling his exalted existence? Yet that's exactly how you allow these glorified, overpriced, incompetent witchdoctors to treat you.

A surgeon is an overpaid cutter of human meat. Nothing more. A doctor is a businessman like any other, a paid provider of services. And a nurse is someone you pay to wipe your ass when you can't. They're not little gods. They're not angels. They're not miracle workers. Generally, they're incompetent fraudsters whose sole interest in you can be calculated in dollars.

The superannuated hippy who eventually attended my wife was stoned on something. His movements were clumsy and uncoordinated. He reacted with near hysteria when questioned about his diagnosis - which had been reached via no more than a cursory glance and a mauling that caused Sabrina to wince and cry out. He has prescribed drugs for her which, in combination with her previously prescribed meds, will cause stroke, or heart failure, or both. We know this because the information that came with the drugs says so, unambiguously. The man was intoxicated, hysterical, incompetent.

Medicine ought not to be a business. It ought to be a form of public service. And it disgusts me beyond measure that American medics are nothing but glorified whores, constantly touting for the next dollar.

First, do no harm?

First, pay. And then pay again.

American medics. Whores, hypocites, parasites, incompetents.

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on Jan 11, 2008
Tova:
Sadly, all the ones so far rely on outdated information....almost like they don't read the new literature and journals in their very own field.

It is frustrating.


It's important for them to get published, not read what others have published!

What kills me is, everyone else in the medical field is required to do countless hours of Continuing Medical Education, our licenses and certifications have to be renewed anywhere from every year to every four years. Many employers have Training Officers whose job it is to continuously test us on our skills.

Most of these requirements were insisted on by the AMA, who doesn't feel it necessary to insist impose the same requirements on physicians.
on Jan 11, 2008

I usually self diagnose then tell the Dr what to look for. It saves a lot of time that way.

I only have 2 Drs that I like right now.  Luckily, one is my Rheumatologist.  She actually listens and will admit if she doesn't know something.  However, she will research for me and call me later to help out.

The other one is actually my Daughter's Dr.  She should really be retired, but she keeps practicing.  She's very attentive and doesn't make quick judgments.  She also doesn't sweat the common stuff and doesn't run tests that aren't needed.

But, out of the 50+ Drs I have seen in my life, I have only had two other ones that I felt was really helping me- 1 I lost when I moved, and the other moved to a different state. 

on Jan 11, 2008
I was going to say that doctors run so many tests that they should have a test to see if they need to run tests, but they already have those... like the AFP...
on Jan 12, 2008
Problems with American health care will never be resolved until two questions are addressed. I) Is American healthcare a business like any other? If it isn't we need to stop pretending that it is, at the same time we pretend that doctors are heroic warriors in the battle against disease and death. If it is, we need to treat its prationers as businesspersons and no more - which means that doctors must admit their inadequacies, cease to pretend to be something they are not, and cease to pretend to care for anything other than the bottom line, the dollar in their bank accounts.

2) If it isn't a business like any other then what is it - and the only answer possible is a public service. And if medicine is a public service then it should be treated like any other public service in America - as one more item to which pork appropriations can be attached. Either way the conceit and dishonesty which so characterises American medicine would be done away with, and once that's removed we could, just possibly, treat medical care the same way we treat any other public decision, as an issue to be used to prop up one or another set of political claims in the interests of the governing elites that happen to be in power at any given moment.

Medicine in America will remain a political and social football - but at least we'll be able to see the extent and nature of the field on which that football is to be kicked around.
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