"If it's provable we can kill it."
Or, laugh or I'll kill you
Published on July 15, 2007 By EmperorofIceCream In Philosophy
A disclaimer for the dense: I use the word 'Man' in its general and now much derided sense of humanity generally. The term 'humanity generally' includes the female members of the human race - in other words, in my usage 'Man' includes woman. This is an old way of writing and is no longer considered to be politically correct. I don't care. I don't care if you care. When used in the sense of 'humanity generally' that's how the word 'Man' is to be understood while you read this essay. If you find that problematic - go read something else.

'The World of Man' is a term that forms part of my personal shorthand for how the various spaces in which human beings exist socially are organized, developed, and utilised. The term includes everything from the purposes of the State and the agencies of government to the conversations people have around their breakfast tables over coffee in the morning. It designates the entire set of personal, economic, and political relationships that we organize under the term 'society'. 'The World of Man' has nothing in particular to do with the world. The world is what we understand when we talk about physical restraints on what we do, and what we are able to do. The world includes the fact that human beings cannot breathe in water, that if you injure us in certain ways we die, that we cannot travel to the moon by flapping our arms up and down.

The world is the set of physical constraints that mark us out as being human. It's also the physical locations (along with the constraints on behaviour they impose and the benefits they grant) in which human existence takes place and in which physical resources are exploited (or not, depending on how we understand and relate to what is now called 'the environment'). The world is what is constituted by Physics - both the scientific understanding and the philosophy which underpins it, and the practical consequences (toasters, hybrid cars, moon rockets, particle accelerators, iPhones, microwave ovens etc.) which have flowed from the development of Physics as a practical discipline.

The World of Man, and the world, are not the same. Though it should be understood that I don't say there is no relationship between them. While the world exists outside of us and has reality of its own (to imagine anything else is to take Philosophical Idealism to the point of solipsism) how we understand the world and agree to make use of it is the point at which the world and the World of Man come together.

The world came into being as a consequence of our limitations. The World of Man comes into being as a consequence of our aspirations - we construct it according to our desire, and the disappointment of being human is nothing more than this: that our ability to realise our desires has never been and will never be equal to our capacity to desire. We imagine systems of government based upon the equality of citizens, and the autonomy of citizens, and what we create instead is mass Party Democracy. We imagine systems of Justice and create police departments. We imagine good governance, and instead live according to the prejudices of the patrician castes we create to rule us.

We imagine creativity and produce Hollywood. We imagine systems of international peace and harmony and produce the UN. We imagine Leadership, and produce the likes of George W. Bush and Tony Blair, of Mugabe, of 'Papa Doc' Duvalier and Idi Amin (and yes, Bush and Blair both belong among that gallery of failures, bigots, imbeciles, and tyrants - in my opinion, though perhaps not for the reasons you might think. I don't consider either of them to be 'war criminals', for example.). Bush belongs because of his unmitigated incompetence. Blair (or 'Bliar' as he became known in the UK) because of his deceit, and his contempt for those who elected him.

As Lovecraft said, the human condition is such that we can appreciate our nature - but do nothing about it.

We are a plague on the face of the earth, a cancer, devouring ourselves and everything around us. We make the places in which we live dens of filth, vice, misery, terror, and horror. We slaughter each other for any reason and no reason. We worship the inane, the stupid, those who exceed us in wealth and those who exceed us in physical activities that have no productive qualities of any kind.

We pay countless millions to those who can kick, throw, hit, or otherwise manipulate a ball better than we can; we amass vast armouries of weapons that go unused because no one has the balls to order that they be used; we countenance gross inequalities of all kinds; we tolerate bitter injustices; we perpetrate vile cruelties on every hand; and we do all these things with a blind, insouciant hubris that expects that all things will continue just as they are, forever, because we are the Crown of Creation, practicing a total disregard for the lesson of history that teaches that all things inevitably fail, pass away, and are lost.

One day, some human being will look back at the world we inhabit and marvel at it in just the way that we now marvel at the dead cultures of ancient Egypt and Babylon. What we are cannot and will not last. What we are will die, just as the society the Pharoahs ruled over and lived in died. The cities we have built and the civilizations we have made are our greatest achievements. They are the foundations of the World of Man. And they are as fleeting, as tenuous, as any insect that lives for a day and then dies. They last longer than a day, but their end is just as certain.

They are things we have made that will be superseded and passed over in the ongoing development of human civilization as a whole. Some of us can grasp, and understand, that cultures die just as men do. But who among us can grasp and understand that we, eventually, will be no more than dinosaurs are now - entries in the fossil record. One day, there will be no more human beings.

And everything we have ever striven for, dreamed of, died for, will be as empty and vain and useless as the appetites that drove dinosaurs to eat, mate, compete with each other. Everything we, as a species, have ever desired is a fist raised up in the face of universal death - and the emptiest and most futile of gestures. Not that that has ever prevented us from raising our fist or making the gesture. Which is why human existence is both a tragedy and a comedy. We will never refuse to make the gesture - and the gesture will always be empty and pointless - because we, along with everything we have ever known and will ever know, will die.

This is why the human comedy is more tragedy than comedy - because, unlike the commedias of the Middle Ages, this one has no propitious or even meaningful end. There is, only, the universal end of everything that could be considered human. All that will remain of us, for awhile, are the ruins we leave behind. What each of us faces is not simply the certain knowledge of our own personal death - but the knowledge of the inevitable death of everything we value. The end of every hope and aspiration: not merely for ourselves but for humankind as a whole.

Unless, of course, you have some kind of religious faith, a belief in immortality, purpose, and the triumph of some inscrutable Will that sets us at the center of the Universe and seperates us from all those things that die. Then you have a lifeline, a reason to go on, a reason for hope. And that, in the end, is to my mind the basis of every religion that insists there is personal survival after death, a point of view for which there can be no proof this side of the grave and against which there is no argument. The terror of the thought that such religion is nothing more than one more futile gesture in the face of death is what motivates the zealot and the martyr: I'll die to prove that I'm not afraid of death, because my religion is true, and yours is false.

Religion is the coin in which we pay for whatever comfort we have in the face of the knowledge that we, and everyone we love, will die.This is why there is no rationality in religion: the object against which religion is directed, the thing it deals with, death, is not amenable to rationality.

Death is the period at the end of the sentence "The universe is subject to rational principles."

Perhaps the Universe actually is subject to rational principles. But you'll still die. And your death, like your life, measured against the life and death of the universe, is meaningless.

As is mine.

So what else can you do but laugh?

If everything is meaningless than everything is possible and nothing is prohibited. But if everything is meaningless then there can be no criterion of choice between any of the possibilities open to a human being. Nothing is left but animal satisfaction, the feeding of the hungers of the body and mind. But appetite dwindles, passion decreases, hunger wains and fails. All that's left is laughter, the last gesture of defiance.

If laughter was more appreciated than it is, then the World of Man would be a less desperate place than it is - because laughter is the only real measure of our value in the face of death. Laughter. Not what we've done, for ourselves and others. Because everything we do will be forgotten. Not the degree to which we 'change the world' - because any change we manage to make, even a change so fundamental that it's acknowledged and remembered over the remaining life of the human species - even a change of such magnitude, will pass away and become meaningless with the death of the last human being.

Laughter is the only thing that can define us and measure us in the face of death - because our laughter is uniquely ours and it marks the degree to which we can overcome the futility of our existence, its emptiness and meaninglessness.

The trick to being happy in life is not to expect happiness - and to be grateful for those moments of happiness which occasionally come our way - grace notes to an endless fugue of misery. And to laugh. To laugh often, and loudly, and with real appreciation for the joke that is humanity.

Humanity. The ape that thought it could.

If you were expecting some hopeful or positive conclusion to this little essay you're going to be sadly disappointed. Because there isn't one. I will die one day. So will you. I sometimes imagine that, if we're all lucky, that will be the end of it. But I honestly don't believe so.

Anything cruel enough, and humorous enough, to make a human being is too cruel and too humorous to leave it at that. And I sometimes imagine that, if we're all really unlucky, what's waiting for us after death is simply more of the same - forever.


Which makes suicide doubly funny.

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on Jul 17, 2007
To: stubbyfinger

Man is the only species ever to have control over his environment, even now if an asteroid like the one that ended the dinosaurs came there is a good chance we could stop it. In time we’ll have control over all the variables that could threaten our continuation.


On which planet are you living? Tell those who died in the tsunami of a few years ago how much control over the environment we have; or those who died in the even more recent Japanese earthquake. As to your fantastical notions of turning aside giant asteroids... The only plans currently available as a response to such an eventuality involve blowing up an asteroid with nukes (which turns one very large Falling Thing into lots of slightly smaller Falling Things and so does nothing but increase the level of damage sustained by the earth); while the other involves somehow 'nudging' such an asteroid out of a collision course - though how such nudging is to be accomplished is a mystery still unsolved. Personally I feel that, since the most advanced spacecraft currently available to us is the Space Shuttle and we can barely keep its antiquated hulk flying, the likelihood of our being able to achieve such a feat is somewhere between nought and zero.

Evolution is not a train that which no species can get off. It only occurs out of necessity, there are many species that have remained unchanged for millions of years, and man will be one such species. It will be up to us how much we change in the next 100 million years. But I see your point; if we evolve ourselves into machines then man will become the forgotten hominid.


You ought to write screenplays for bad SciFi movies (the only kind they make now) - you'd make a fortune. 'Evolution' (aside from being a theoretical approach to the history and nature of life rather than the 'fact' you treat it as) goes on continuously and not merely as a consequence of 'necessity'. Mutations occur all the time - most of them useless - as my own deformity illustrates. Evolution, if it exists at all in the form imagined by most who believe it to be 'true', is nothing more than a series of dice rolls - dice rolls thrown by a blind, deaf and mute idiot. It's not some kind of insurance policy that guarantees that the fittest necessarily survive. Had the dinosaurs not been rendered extinct then mammals would not have evolved to occupy the environmental 'spaces' left behind by their demise - and reptile-based life would rule the world, not mammalian hominids.

The “Big Bang” is not the top theory anymore, now we have an infinite number of universes separated by membranes.


String-theory is a work of theoretical mathematics that strives to solve the mathematical problems created by other theories. It's an abstract representation of one possible construction of the universe and is no more an indicator that the universe will not die than is the theory that the Moon is made of blue cheese.

It's possible to argue that the universe is not closed, that the value of maximum entropy (in which the universe is in essence dead) increases greater than the value of actual entropy - meaning that the 'heat death' of the universe is like lightspeed, a value that can be approached but never reached. But whether the levels of energy in a universe that has approached as nearly as possible to maximum entropy will be enough to sustain life of any kind, and at what level, are things that can never be known.

I believe that the universe is closed, not open, and that being closed the heat death of the universe will occur. I believe this on no scientific ground (as we've seen science is apt to propose theories which in the vulgar mind assume the status of fact - even when these 'facts' contradict each other - so I feel no compunction in resorting to the argument that follows).

I believe that God exists (though in no form that most contemporary believer in any of today's major faiths would recognise) and that God exists outside of time and space. Time and space are both fundamental physical conditions of our universe - or at least of our perception of it. Every inside has an outside - hence the universe is bounded, contained, and is winding down like a mechanism (and in accordance with the first and second laws of thermodynamics) towards that point where the universe is in effect dead, and all life as we understand life has died with it.

But, even if my argument about the universe as a whole is fundamentally wrong, what is not open to question is that the star the earth orbits will eventually cease to exist. Unless we develop a technical response capable of carrying us to other planets (supposing planets capable of supporting human life exist and can be reached) then humankind dies with the death of the Sun.

And the mere probability of such an eventuality, along with the unlikelihood of our achieving the kind of science fiction solutions stubbyfinger suggests as our alternatives, is enough to vitiate the wellsprings of life.
on Jul 17, 2007
On which planet are you living? Tell those who died in the tsunami of a few years ago how much control over the environment we have; or those who died in the even more recent Japanese earthquake. As to your fantastical notions of turning aside giant asteroids... The only plans currently available as a response to such an eventuality involve blowing up an asteroid with nukes (which turns one very large Falling Thing into lots of slightly smaller Falling Things and so does nothing but increase the level of damage sustained by the earth); while the other involves somehow 'nudging' such an asteroid out of a collision course - though how such nudging is to be accomplished is a mystery still unsolved. Personally I feel that, since the most advanced spacecraft currently available to us is the Space Shuttle and we can barely keep its antiquated hulk flying, the likelihood of our being able to achieve such a feat is somewhere between nought and zero.


What, didn’t you see the move Armageddon? Bruce is still around ya know. The point that you seem to be missing is that we’re the only species that has ever even had a chance to survive what would be certain destruction for any other species. And the more time that passes the greater that chance becomes until we get to a point that nothing can threaten us. There will be a time when if we discovered a meteorite on a collision course, the only thing that would happen is Acme Mining saying yippee we got one coming to us.

You ought to write screenplays for bad SciFi movies (the only kind they make now) - you'd make a fortune. 'Evolution' (aside from being a theoretical approach to the history and nature of life rather than the 'fact' you treat it as) goes on continuously and not merely as a consequence of 'necessity'. Mutations occur all the time - most of them useless - as my own deformity illustrates. Evolution, if it exists at all in the form imagined by most who believe it to be 'true', is nothing more than a series of dice rolls - dice rolls thrown by a blind, deaf and mute idiot. It's not some kind of insurance policy that guarantees that the fittest necessarily survive. Had the dinosaurs not been rendered extinct then mammals would not have evolved to occupy the environmental 'spaces' left behind by their demise - and reptile-based life would rule the world, not mammalian hominids.


Mutation is only a mechanism for evolution; it’s not evolution. For evolution to occur a particular mutation must survive better in it’s environment. How does that happen in the society of man? The alligator has remained an alligator for millions of years because none of its mutations had a significant advantage over the next. And yes I treat evolution as a fact, guilty as charged. But that’s irrelevant; if man was created then man will be man unless we evolve him ourselves, same difference. Ether we’re going to be here until our creator comes for us or he’s waiting on us to come to him.

And the mere probability of such an eventuality, along with the unlikelihood of our achieving the kind of science fiction solutions stubbyfinger suggests as our alternatives, is enough to vitiate the wellsprings of life.


You said we can’t survive I said we can. Both opinions are of equal value because neither of us has any clue, it’s like two fleas arguing over where their dog is going. One thing is for certain, what we know and what we are capable of will increase every day we exist. The sun is going to make life on this planet almost impossible in around 2.5 billion years. If were still around by then what we will be and what we will be capable of is impossible to even imagine. To say that whatever that is won’t be able to at least leave by then is just flea talk.

The only purpose to life that we are sure of is for it to survive. Survival will come down to wire many more times in our future and we might not be able to rise to every challenge, but I know that with a little foresight that it's possible we can ovecome any an all challenges.

Ape, Ape he’s our Man if he can’t do it nobody can!


on Aug 08, 2007
Why should human beings, and human being generally, survive? What is there, in what we have added to the world (if indeed we have added anything), that requires our survival? What is there about us that makes it necessary to the life of the world that we, as a species, should live when other creatures of different kinds have been obliterated and exist no more?

The answer is - nothing.

The 20th century saw greater change, and change that occurred at a faster rate, than any other century before it. Human civilization has existed for approximately ten thousand years. In all of those tens of millenia, no period has seen greater or more extensive change in the conditions of human existence than the 20th century. And what is it that the 20th century introduced to the world that it had not known before?

The phenomenon of war as an industrially organized enterprise, that had no purpose other that its own perpetuation over the longest period possible. War became an enterprise dedicated to profit - which is why war profiteers and the scientists and entrepreneurs who created the industrial-military complex, are the true heroes of that period and why we live in their shadow today.

The 20th century taught us that the swiftest and easiest way to maximise profits is to find a convenient war and amplify it to the greatest degree possible. Of course, it helps enormously if the war can be fought in some location conveniently far from home, if those who suffer the worst of its consequences are just as conveniently unlike us, and if those who are its victims can be portrayed as so different from us that, despite our good intentions (making them more like us) the ill effects of our good intentions can be portrayed as somehow their fault.

War, in the 20th century, has been the great engine of human technological development. War has made the world we live in: war has made us. War of a new kind; war of a different kind. The two great wars of the 20th century, that have done more to dictate the course of human civilizational development than any other events in human history, were wars of ideas, wars of ideology.

Combined, they destroyed both our faith in the essential trustworthiness and honesty and honor of human nature, and our (previously) unquestioning faith in the progress of the development of the human spirit. The NAZIS are not to be condemned because they killed several million human beings (of whom the Jews were only one group, who suffered no more than did homosexuals, gypsies, Poles, Russians, and, lest we forget entirely, the mentally and physically disabled); no, they are to be condemned because they once and for all destroyed the myth that the path of human development is upwards.

The Germans of the early 20th century were the most culturally developed nation in Europe - which was at that time the hegemonic power determining the direction of human advance. Yet they succumbed, willingly, to a primeval myth of blood, soil, race, and solidarity based upon the exclusion of all others and did so with barely a whimper of protest.

Why?

Because the myth of such solidarity holds greater emotional appeal than any counter-myth of a human solidarity which crosses communal boundaries. I'm no 'racist', in the sense that the term is usually used. I look to the individual. If you do what is right by me (and we all know what is right) then I will love you - whether you are white, black, green, yellow, red, or some combination of all the foregoing. Do what is wrong by me and I will hate you - whatever the color of your skin.

That's at the level of the individual. At the level of the group I'm as prone to the shibboleths and prejudices of my community as is any one else who belongs to that community. Humanity is tribal. It always has been tribal, it always will be tribal; and without a fundamental shift in the dynamics of the human psyche (which is as likely to occur as my getting to the moon by flapping my arms up and down) humanity always will be tribal. And, because of that tribal nature, we will always be at each other's throats, doing our best for any reason and no reason, to exterminate each other.

We are prone to hatred. We are prone to violence. And nothing in the last ten thousand years (not religion, not philosophy, not advances in science - nothing) has done anything to change or weaken that propensity. All that has changed is an increase in the numbers we can kill with any given strike against our enemy.

That is the only way in which we have changed. We can, now, kill millions at a stroke. In every other way we are as barbaric, as incapable of living with each other, as were our most remote and distant ancestors. If one of them could be brought from the far past to the present day, he would recognise nothing but this - the hate we hold for each other.

By all means, thou fool, be as hopeful as you wish. Hope is always a liar.

But the testament of our past is this: we will, in the end, do everything we can to destroy each other. That is what we are, killers and destroyers. Much of the confusion of our present day existence derives from the fact that we know this - but are no longer willing to admit it. Because to do so is to admit that we are, fundamentally, willing to do anything to kill our enemies, while this willingness to kill and destroy is married to a moral imperative to see each human being as our 'brother'.

You are not my brother: you are my rival and my enemy and I would happily see all your kind die, because that is the natural and proper attitude of a human being. DIE, Motherfucker. Die, before you annoy me any further than you already have. The tragedy of the 20th century is not that so many died in pointless wars; but that they died in pointless wars that were pointless because they were fought for all the wrong reasons. They were fought to 'end war' (WWI); or to defeat 'tyrrany' (WWII). Bullshit. War and tyrrany is the natural condition of humanity - everything else is no more than pissing against the wind of history.

A history that seems to persist at the genetic level - because if ten thousand years of human 'progress' and 'development' have done nothing but leave us where we are today, then nothing will change us for the 'better'. And we will die as we have lived - tearing the life from each other because we can, and because we enjoy it.
on Aug 09, 2007
You two give new life to the term “there’s someone for everyone”.

I agree with your analysis of our group mentality and that it has not changed much in 10,000 years. Although for whatever reason you’re only seeing half the picture, (that would be the good half). Individually however we have changed a great deal. Individually we tolerate much less violence and cruelty and are able to empathize much more with or perceived enemies. I fail to understand how anyone could not acknowledge this as progress. And this is a unidirectional trend.

As you pointed out the 20 century has seen the most change, in fact 90% of our progress as species has occurred in this last century. So our progress has been by no means consistent. For 9000 years we remained fairly stagnant. There to this day are humans that hunt with spears. Our separation from the animal kingdom has really just begun. Humanity has been a single cell that has just divided in the last century, and just like a cell our progression is going to accelerate exponentially.

As someone whom fancys himself as a futurist, it’s difficult for me to understand someone with such an apparent lack of understanding of the vastness of time and our brief history in it, Your harsh judgments upon humanity are premature and shortsighted, it’s like someone looking at a ultrasound and saying you’ll never be anything but a no good fetus.

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