"If it's provable we can kill it."
Or, America, the most inept 'superpower' in world history
Published on July 26, 2006 By EmperorofIceCream In Politics
Here's a couple of things you won't find on Fox or CNN: (Link) and (Link)

Why are we fighting a war on two fronts at once, in Iraq and Afghanistan (ask the Germans about that - they tried it twice in the last century and failed miserably and catastrophically each time), and at the same time allowing Israel to stir up a hornet's nest of rage and racial hatred in a region of vital interest to us?

I believe some comedian or other recently pointed out that America has poured millions if not billions of dollars worth of ordinance over Afghanistan - and caused less than a hundred dollars worth of damage to that god-forsaken misbegotten midden of a nation. Why? Because there's nothing there. What passed for their 'cities' were already bombed-out ruins as a consequence of the resistance to the Soviet occupation. All that's left are rocks, sand, goats and heroin.

The Pathan/Pashtun peoples of the region have been successfully slaughtering Western armies for centuries (they like their flyspeck dunghill of a country, god only knows why, and want no one else there - unless it's to buy heroin), and show absolutely no sign of discontinuing that habit. The Taliban and their one-eyed Mullah Omar have, apparently, patched up their doctrinal differences with the Jaysh Muhammad and are once more happily and successfully killing Westerners and attacking military convoys - while all the time enhancing and upgrading the production of heroin, the sale of which brings in more than enough (many times more than enough) money to keep them supplied in black turbans and kalashnikovs, along with sophistated devices that permit the explosion of bombs from a distance.

The USA is making a truly impressive fist of its commitment to bringing peace around the world through superior firepower - busy losing not one, not two, but three wars at once - Afghanistan, Iraq, and the general propaganda front of the 'War on Terror'. There is nothing in Afghanistan for Americans except goat-burgers and heroin - and the possibility of gaining a reputation as the stupidest and most ineffective military 'superpower' in the history of the world.

It's not the men and women fighting on the ground who are at fault, nor their military commanders. Once more, as it was in Europe during the 1914-1918 war, it's a case of Lions being led by Donkeys. It's the fault of politicians who think that missiles and bombs equate to a big dick and that their dicks have to be seen to be absolutely the biggest DICKS of all. Politicians of all stamps and breeds, whose egos are rapacious pits into which the bodies of the dead are poured endlessly. I'm astonished that creatures such as Bush and Blair, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice, don't leave bloody footprints wherever they walk, so saturated in death are they.

Actually, it's not the numbers of the dead which revolt me (which, historically speaking, are quite small). It's the pointlessness of such deaths. That they have achieved nothing at all - at least, not in terms of the way these various conflicts were originally framed, in terms of what their political initiators said they wanted to do.

Far from Iraq being a beacon of peaceful, liberal, democratic capitalism, a reliable client and a source of vital resources - it's a slaughterhouse of sectarian and regionally-inspired violence heading almost certainly for division along regional lines and a cycle of internecine religious and ethnic conflict that will help destabilise the region for decades: when it isn't playing directly into the hands of Iran.

So Saddam Hussein was toppled. And? Instead of one brutal but orderly dictatorship that kept the lights on, the water running, and the hospitals working (working as in not being heaps of rubble, as in being able to attend to medical need) we now have dozens of ethnic enclaves, collapsed infrastructure, death squads and suicide bombers walking the streets and killing by day and night.

Instead of the rape and torture rooms of Uday and Qusay, we have collections of headless bodies turning up daily, we have bodies turning up by the dozen, all bearing signs of heinous torture. (Link) NB: Follow all the links here for a comprehensive review of sectarian, regional, religious and political conflict in present-day Iraq.

America has done an outstanding job of bringing democracy to Iraq through superior firepower - and through the most intransigent, bloody-minded, obtuse political incomptence I've ever seen; or heard described, fatuously, as military and political strategy.

And now, just when the overwhelming evidence of complete and utter failure in these military adventures ought to be at its most convincing, just when it ought to be most apparent how vital to our interests is peace in that region and access to oil, what do we do?

We bolster and support Israel in its war with Hezbullah. I don't care how many Isreli soldiers they took, or how many katyushas Hezbollah send to Haifa and beyond; I don't care how right or legitimate is the Iraeli response, nor how illegitimate the actions of Hezbollah. Let them squabble over their dunghill nations all they want - so long as we have what we need. Let them slaughter each other to their hearts' content, by the million if need be, so long as the oil flows and we can do business there.

And in case any of you reading this think my position to be inconsistent with other comments I've made elsewhere about natural justice - I have my realpolitik head on right now - mostly because I'm all Lebanoned out and would really rather like to hear about some other catastrophe elsewhere in the world.

There's only so many tearful blood-stained children I can look at in one day without starting to yawn. Dear me. Am I not just plain unpleasant? You betcha.

So what's to be done? The first thing to do is decide on priorities. What's more important, attempting to crush Afghani resistance (which can't and won't be done) for no gain - or shutting down one front of a two-front war that we're losing hand over fist and re-deploying to Iraq where there's still some slender chance of snatching something to our benefit? I say redeploy. Let the Taliban have Afghanistan. America isn't the first nation to come to grief there. They mauled the British. They mauled the Russians. And now they're mauling us. They'll continue to export their Jihadi violence and we'll continue to suffer from it. But that's just a fact of life we'll have to get used to. Just as we'll have to learn to excel in intelligence penetration and constant vigilance.

What next? Come to an agreement with the two real powers of the Middle East, Tehran and Damascus. What do we want? To feel like we're good guys in White Hats? Or to do business and keep the oil flowing? Do a realistic deal over Tehran's nuclear ambitions; supply them with all the technology they need for a civil nuclear infrastructure, engage in trade and diplomacy; work with the youth of Iran who want peace, modernisation and their own definition of liberty; encourage and sustain a new generation of political realists who will have both regional clout enough, and economic and political reason enough, to restrain the worst excesses of their client terror-networks.

And finally, deal with Israel simply as one more client state; an unruly, bellicose and beligerent client at that. Compel Israel to comply with the many UN resolutions its currently in breach of, compel it to withdraw to its pre-1967 borders, and compel it to deal honestly with the Palestinians. It would be easy enough: withdraw all military, economic, and political support; ensure the successful passage of a motion of censure in the Security Council; and if necessary level a couple of Israeli cities here and there.

In other words, do whatever it takes to make them understand their real place in the world - which is as the biggest dog on the block owned by the baddest bastard in town - us.

If a skinny little Englishman sat in the ghetto of the South Side of Richmond VA, USA, can see these things why can't the likes of the rest of you? And why aren't you demanding that the people you elect pull their thumbs from their asses and do something to defend the real interests of your children and grand-children?

F*ck the Arabs. F*ck the Jews. It's time something was done in the interests of America and her people, not the rabid mongrels currently running amok in the Middle East.



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on Jul 27, 2006
To: kingbee

one major difference between pre-wwi europe--or any other place and era for that matter--and the us 1975-2003(4?...5?...6?) is plan b and its long-term consequences. if you're not familiar with the term or the policy, approach it with a lotta skepticism. it stands up well. this'll getcha started.


I found the linked article interesting, especially in its depiction of the unreliability of force assessments - but I'm not sure as to what 'difference' you're pointing to. 'Team B' were involved in fallacious assessments of the Soviet threat and its future development - which they wildly overestimated. It's not at all clear to me how this relates to pre-WW1 Europe; or America's present either, other than in the fact the the level of threat posed to America by Saddam Hussein was supposed to be far higher than it actually was while the the threat posed by Al-Qaeda was supposed to be far less than it was.

unlike the russians and brits, we have an obligation to rebuild afghanistan. we walked away from it when the soviets left and again in 2003. unfortunately we're now similarly obligated in iraq. fortunately we don't have to do it all ourselves. unfortunately, we will stupidly continue the way we have for 2 more years.


I couldn't disagree more; it seems to me a great peculiarity of American military action, and of its foreign policy, that you should invade, conquer, and crush - as you did in Germany and Japan - and then not pillage, sack, loot and properly exploit conquered resources, but rebuild what you spent blood and treasure to take in the first place.

What's up with that?

No other nation on Earth (so far as I know) has ever felt itself to be under such an obligation. It puts a serious crimp in your style as world superpower since no one is going to take your threats seriously. It's worth getting your society trashed by America because the idiots will rebuild it for you and pay for it themselves.

On the subject of a realistic deal with Tehran...

i'd love to believe it's not already too late for that. i'd also love to be sultan of brunei.


Iranians are Persian; traders and hagglers par excellence and first and foremost businessmen. You can always do a deal if you make your offer tempting enough - and who wouldn't to be top dog in the 'hood while enjoying the patranoge of the USA? The Israelis have made a national occupation out of being our 'best buddy' and have profited enormously from so doing. A deal could be done, if there were enough political savvy on the American side, and enough will, to strike one. And why not? We crawled into bed with the Shah, with Osama, with Saddam, when it suited our purpose. Why shouldn't the Iranians get a turn?

Personally, I'd prefer to work with Persians than with the rabid desert zealots of either Israel or Hamas/Hezbollah. The Persians have always been civilized, sophisticated and politicaly adept. Better to deal with the people who created Babylon the Great than with the pygmy nation of Israel, whose only political creation is the wretched misery of Gaza and the West Bank.

However, once you sit down and treat with people over bargains and deals you can't portray them as being fundamentally unlike yourself. And no American wants to see in what ways they might resemble the people who are opposed to their Jewish pets and their criminal ways, and go so far as to fight back.

So I think you're probably right - there will be no dialog, no real political discussion, and the simplest, most direct means by which we could advance our interests in the region will be lost.

You know what I think the real problem is? Americans are too squeamish for realpolitik and to be able to do as Princes (in Machiavelli's sense of the word) ought to do.

You so badly want to be nice about all of this: to do the right thing and be seen to be doing the right thing.

Newsflash... there is no 'right' thing in these matters. There's expediency, interest, ambition, power, and profit. You're far more likely to get what you want and need if you stop pretending it's necessary to wear a White Hat all the time, and get down to the serious business of protecting the futures of your children and grand-children.

Where do you want America to be, fifty years from now? Still the baddest motherf*cker around - or a client of China and India? And perhaps of Russia too: it has energy resources that already mean it has an 'energy-lock' on the neck of the rest of Europe. Why not? The world of fifty years away will belong heart and soul to those who control energy resources and know how to use them, diplomatically, politically, and economically.

If America doesn't become the ruthless bitch and predator she is already portrayed as being, then the lives of your grand-children are going to far harder and less prosperous than your own.

What's needed is not a 'new American century'; it's a new vision of America in the minds and spirits of Americans - one which includes a healthy disrespect for White Hats and unselfish hearts.
on Jul 28, 2006
Patrick Buchanann (not sure of spelling ... too lazy to look it up) said it best
"war is the death of empires"

But no one ever learns ... so history repeats itself ... another war front will bankcrupt us and a
new world power will rise

before us Britain was a world power ... where is she now? (her leaders are our poodles)
soon we will fall the same way as Britain ...

its only a matter of time if we keep this crap up.
if only people knew how weak our economy is, how LITTLE we produce and how much we owe others.
it sends me to bed in TEARS each night
on Jul 29, 2006
I found the linked article interesting, especially in its depiction of the unreliability of force assessments - but I'm not sure as to what 'difference' you're pointing to. 'Team B' were involved in fallacious assessments of the Soviet threat and its future development - which they wildly overestimated. It's not at all clear to me how this relates to pre-WW1 Europe; or America's present either, other than in the fact the the level of threat posed to America by Saddam Hussein was supposed to be far higher than it actually was while the the threat posed by Al-Qaeda was supposed to be far less than it was.


perhaps i took this too literally?:

Once more, as it was in Europe during the 1914-1918 war, it's a case of Lions being led by Donkeys.


while rampant national chauvinism significantly interfered with pre-wwi european governments ability to properly view their own strengths and weaknesses as well as those of their perceived allies/ potential adversaries, to the best of my knowledge not even the most delusional intentionally established an autonomous internal unit authorized to arbitrarily reject, distort, re-evaluate and otherwise manipulate real world intelligence--acquired and vetted by agents of their own government--whenever it failed to correspond with the unit's preferred version of reality.

for 22 of the past 30 years, team b's been openly running amok while running the show. i dunno how the lions feel about it, but i'd prefer donkeys to the hyenas that have taken their places.
on Jul 29, 2006
I couldn't disagree more; it seems to me a great peculiarity of American military action, and of its foreign policy, that you should invade, conquer, and crush - as you did in Germany and Japan - and then not pillage, sack, loot and properly exploit conquered resources, but rebuild what you spent blood and treasure to take in the first place.


we're obligated to afghanistan not as a consequence of our invasion but because the place was so badly damaged in the proxy war we conducted there during the 80s. however backward afghanistan may have been, it seemed to work okay for the afghanis. it hasn't worked at all since they finally drove the ussr out and down. considering how much money we happily poured into the place during the conflict, we really should be ashamed of how quickly and easily left them and their homeland to rot.
on Jul 29, 2006
To: kingbee

we're obligated to afghanistan not as a consequence of our invasion but because the place was so badly damaged in the proxy war we conducted there during the 80s.


I always thought the purpose of invasion was conquest, followed by subsequent expoitation and control - not to establish an obligation to the conquered on the part of the conquerors. But even if it were so, we haven't conquered the Afghanis (neither did the Russians or the British) and so, even on the basis of your own (rather confused) theory, owe them no obligation at all.

It must be part of White Hat Syndrome - this compulsion to be nice to people by saying 'Sorry we invaded you. Let's put this shit back together for you. And once you get to know us you'll really, really, like us. After all, we are the men in White Hats'.
on Jul 29, 2006
To: kingbee

The Lions in question were the soldiers in the trenches, the Donkeys the Liberal Party under Lloyd George. I thought there was something of greater substance to your comment, other than that national chauvinism was at work in WWS 1 & 2, just as it has been, along with national pride, intransigence and a domestic political agenda to satisfy in Iraq 1 & 2. Which is why I was a little confused, because try as I might I could see nothing in the comment beyond that.

Team Bs machinations are no worse, or of greater significance, than what was done by Chancelleries and Ministries of War in earlier days. They fed their Executives a vision of their world tailored to meet private political ends, fulfil private agendas (always dressed up as the 'national interest') just as Team B has done.
on Jul 29, 2006
always thought the purpose of invasion was conquest, followed by subsequent expoitation and control - not to establish an obligation to the conquered on the part of the conquerors. But even if it were so, we haven't conquered the Afghanis (neither did the Russians or the British) and so, even on the basis of your own (rather confused) theory, owe them no obligation at al


if you read my previous response #23 and are still under the misapprension i'm even vaguely hinting that obligation i first mentioned in reply #6 has anything to do with conquest, i'm certainly confused because i thought your native language was english.

here's what i've said so far:

(reply #6) we have an obligation to rebuild afghanistan. we walked away from it when the soviets left and again in 2003

(reply #23) we're obligated to afghanistan not as a consequence of our invasion but because the place was so badly damaged in the proxy war we conducted there during the 80s

i've never claimed we conquered afghanistan.

had we done the right thing--not because it was the right thing but the smart thing to have helped afghanistan rebuild and stabilize itself after the soviets withdrew--we might still have been attacked by al quaeda. walking away guaranteed it.

who's responsible for that decision?

without an immediate and substantial leap in life-prolonging technology, we'll never know. once in office, our current president wasted no time issuing an executive order defining records of all former presidents private property (for the first time in us history) while requiring a waiver of executive privilege by both the former and seated president.

the same team b idiots responsible for lying to themselves and the country about iraq were at the wheel then as now.
on Jul 29, 2006
The Lions in question were the soldiers in the trenches, the Donkeys the Liberal Party under Lloyd George.


the lions reference was obvious. i didn't realize you were restricting donkeyhood solely to the brits or, even more exclusively, to lloyd george's party only, considering the makeup of his war cabinet as well as his inclusion of/support from conservatives.

Team Bs machinations are no worse, or of greater significance, than what was done by Chancelleries and Ministries of War in earlier days. They fed their Executives a vision of their world tailored to meet private political ends, fulfil private agendas (always dressed up as the 'national interest') just as Team B has done.


i'd agree team b has done nothing new, worse or of greater significance if we were discussing any government but ours.
it's the kinda thing we've come to expect from monarchies, autocracies, military juntas, totalitarian states, etc.

rereading that it occurs to me the answer to the riddle of which came first: the chicken or the egg? could easily be either or both.
on Jul 30, 2006
To: kingbee

if you read my previous response #23 and are still under the misapprension i'm even vaguely hinting that obligation i first mentioned in reply #6 has anything to do with conquest, i'm certainly confused because i thought your native language was english


Pay attention - what I said was "even if it were so", meaning that some condition applies even if a given condition were actually so, even though it's not. I wouldn't mind the criticism of my level of comprehesion of English - if it didn't apply even more directly to you.

had we done the right thing--not because it was the right thing but the smart thing to have helped afghanistan rebuild and stabilize itself after the soviets withdrew--we might still have been attacked by al quaeda.


'Might have been'? Osama's opposition to the West predates his involvement in Afghanistan - and I doubt that any amount of 'hearts and minds' work there would have won the majority of the population over, because of his role in the defeat of the USSR. You confuse political sentiment with political reality. You feel America owes Afghanistan something - but just because you feel it doesn't make it so. The Marshall Plan exemplifies America's political and commercial peculiarities best: destroy your enemies - then recreate them in a ways that make them as nearly as possible like you, in the interest of a hoped for commercial conquest later on.

I suppose it can even be said that it's worked to a degree - but it's undeniably a peculiar attitude and not one that's likely to be helpful in Iraq.

i'd agree team b has done nothing new, worse or of greater significance if we were discussing any government but ours.it's the kinda thing we've come to expect from monarchies, autocracies, military juntas, totalitarian states, etc.


You've summed up the attitude I'm referring to quite nicely - real politics happens somewhere else, somewhere bad. In America there's only good politics, nice politics. Other people do politics: America does what's right. Wonderful pablum for the masses - when the masses can be stopped from asking questions and using the Freedom of Information Act; not so wonderful in a society of free, and questioning, individuals - which is what we largely still have.

I'm not saying this attitude is a ploy on the part of the government - though I'm certain it's worked to the advantage of government in times past - less easy to maintain now, and in any case indicative of a mind-set appropriate to time when it was easy to seperate out 'us' from 'them'. One of 'them' could be any one of 'us', now. It's a cultural attitude, a sense of righteousness. But righteousness is not necessarily a politically expedient attitude - especially not when confronting an enemy whose own sense of righteousness is rather more flexible than ours - including the freedom to lie to and deceive their enemies at every turn.

America needs to be more ruthless than she is, and more honest with herself.
on Jul 31, 2006
Osama's opposition to the West predates his involvement in Afghanistan - and I doubt that any amount of 'hearts and minds' work there would have won the majority of the population over, because of his role in the defeat of the USSR. You confuse political sentiment with political reality.


Do you think this does not apply equally here?

Do a realistic deal over Tehran's nuclear ambitions; supply them with all the technology they need for a civil nuclear infrastructure, engage in trade and diplomacy; work with the youth of Iran who want peace, modernisation and their own definition of liberty; encourage and sustain a new generation of political realists who will have both regional clout enough, and economic and political reason enough, to restrain the worst excesses of their client terror-networks


Will pulling an about-face and supporting Iran change sentiments toward the US there and/or in the Middle East as a whole? Is there a fundamental hatred of the United States, or is it just perceived so because we do not support them enough?
on Jul 31, 2006
The Marshall Plan exemplifies America's political and commercial peculiarities best: destroy your enemies - then recreate them in a ways that make them as nearly as possible like you, in the interest of a hoped for commercial conquest later on.


lemme try this another way.

following the soviet withdrawal from afghanistan we should have, at very least, continued to give them an amount equal to that we'd spent arming the jihadis to cover the cost of repairing their infrastructure and clear mines.

not because we did the damage. this has nothing at all to do with the marshall plan. their country was severely damaged as a consequence of fighting our mutual enemy for us by proxy. how much was it worth to us to bring down the ussr?

Osama's opposition to the West predates his involvement in Afghanistan - and I doubt that any amount of 'hearts and minds' work there would have won the majority of the population over


it's got nothing to do with winning hearts and minds and everything to do with returning the country to working order to prevent it from being infested by someone like bin laden. he wound up in afghanistan after being bounced outta other countries only a step or two up the ladder government-wise.
on Aug 04, 2006
To kingbee

lemme try this another way


What other way might that be? You keep insisting that there is some moral obligation to the USA is subject, as in -

their country was severely damaged as a consequence of fighting our mutual enemy for us by proxy. how much was it worth to us to bring down the ussr?


and I insist that there is not. The fact that the Afghanis suffered as a consequence of involvement in a proxy war against the USSR means both that America suffered no such consequences, and profited thereby.

it's got nothing to do with winning hearts and minds and everything to do with returning the country to working order to prevent it from being infested by someone like bin laden.


Afghanistan has never worked in the way of Western liberal democracy or Western capitalism - except for the growth of poppies and the sale of heroin. There was no reason why it should have done so in the past, and no reason why it should do so in the present.

If you're suffering the pangs of conscience do as Jay-lo did; adopt an Afghani. Adopt two, they're small.

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